The Tiger Thread

dragondack · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:06 pm Post subject: Re: The Tiger Thread

Christmas

dragondack · Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:37 pm Post subject: Re: The Tiger Thread

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been a cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!

dragondack · Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:53 pm Post subject: Re: The Tiger Thread

New Tiger Movie

dragondack · Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:26 pm Post subject: Re: The Tiger Thread

poor tiger-new song

It was only a matter of time before this came along...........

Click below and turn speakers on

'Tiger by the Tail'!

www.thebigshow.com/aa_...rticle=101

dragondack · Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:36 pm Post subject: Re: The Tiger Thread

In a survey conducted Earlier this week,
1,000 American blondes were asked if they would sleep with Tiger Woods and 89 per cent said: "never again". ...


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